{"product_id":"not-my-coop-not-my-poop","title":"Not My Coop, Not My Poop Kitchen Towel","description":"\u003cp class=\"type-fs-paragraph text-fs-text-primary m-0 mt-(--slate-dimensions-5)\"\u003eNot my coop. Not my poop. Not today, mother cluckers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"type-fs-paragraph text-fs-text-primary m-0 mt-(--slate-dimensions-5)\"\u003eThe ultimate \u003cstrong class=\"type-fs-paragraph-medium text-fs-text-primary\"\u003ekitchen towel\u003c\/strong\u003e for chicken lovers and anyone who knows how to set boundaries with style! A perfect gift for backyard chicken keepers, farm lovers, or anyone with a great sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"type-fs-paragraph text-fs-text-primary m-0 mt-[calc(var(--slate-dimensions-5)\/4)] list-outside p-0 ps-(--slate-spacing-element-large) list-disc [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;li]:list-disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"m-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:m-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"type-fs-paragraph-medium text-fs-text-primary\"\u003e16 x 24 premium waffle weave microfiber\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"m-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:m-0\"\u003eSoft, absorbent \u0026amp; \u003cstrong class=\"type-fs-paragraph-medium text-fs-text-primary\"\u003emachine washable\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"m-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:m-0\"\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; printed in \u003cstrong class=\"type-fs-paragraph-medium text-fs-text-primary\"\u003eMinnesota\u003c\/strong\u003e by SassySotaGirl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"m-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:m-0\"\u003ePerfect funny gift for chicken lovers, hostess gifts, birthdays, or housewarmings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"type-fs-paragraph text-fs-text-primary m-0 mt-(--slate-dimensions-5)\"\u003eLife's too short for boring kitchen towels — this one brings the cluck!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sweet Southern Swank Boutique ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67894692413523,"sku":"020019960584","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1755\/5815\/files\/468c35e5-6bd4-454c-bc8d-a831de43ea01.jpg?v=1792809302","url":"https:\/\/www.sweetsouthernswank.com\/products\/not-my-coop-not-my-poop","provider":"Sweet Southern Swank Boutique ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}